Blu-ray Review: Ninja Assassin
You don't need to know much more than the title to completely understand the movie Ninja Assassin. Spoiler alert! The movie is about a ninja who kills other ninjas. One might say that he assassinates them. If that doesn't sound interesting to you, stop reading now: this movie is not for you. If it does sound interesting, keep reading so I can tell you how Ninja Assassin fails to live up to its potential.
DVD Review: Joe Rogan: Talking Monkeys in Space
Gray hairs on your balls is your body sending you a message.
Movie Review: How to Train Your Dragon
Seriously, who wouldn’t want a pet dragon? Or friends named “Tuffnut” and “Ruffnut”? Or to wear one of those cool Viking helmets? Or to eat half of a regurgitated, raw fish? Okay, maybe not the fish part but Dreamworks’ film, How to Train Your Dragon takes your hand and leads you into a world with limitless imagination. No matter how old you are, by the end of this movie, you won’t want to walk out of the theatre to your boring car…then again, maybe your car could resemble a dragon if you just hang on to that imagination a little bit longer…
DVD Review: Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple – Season 2 Part 1
Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple Season 2 Part 1 continues the story of the titular character Kenichi Shirahama as he trains under five of the strongest unrelenting martial arts masters in the world, all of whom specialize in their own forms of martial arts. Meanwhile, the nefarious organization Ragnarok continues its reign of bullying and terror and a reluctant Kenichi is drawn further into a spiral of confrontations with them as he tries to protect his friends, good or bad.
Blu-ray Review: The Princess and the Frog 3-Disc Combo Pack Edition
"I finally figured out what is wrong with you. You do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it. *cough* KILLJOY *cough* STICK IN THE MUD."
DVD Review: Honey and Clover – Box Set 3
You could see the light, couldn't you, Shinobu? I couldn't. I didn't see anything. I couldn't even see which direction the light was shining from. Impossible for me; easy for you. You're the one with the talent. I'm not. I don't have anything….. Sometimes, sometimes I wondered what it was like to be you… – Kaoru Morita