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Blu-Ray Review: The Lion King 2 and 1 ½

by Guest Reviewer Chuck Lindas

When Disney’s The Lion King was released in 1994, a 15 year old version of me went to see it with my dad and little sister. Of course, we all loved it and sitting together as a family while the credits rolled, dad said, ever so prophetically, “That was really great and I appreciated it all the more, knowing that this will probably be the last gold old fashioned animated film for Disney.” Of course, he was entirely wrong. Disney has released nearly 20 classic animation features since then. In fairness to dear old dad, Toy Story was to come out the following year and rightly so was expected to completely alter the landscape of animated films.

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TV Review: The Walking Dead – “Judge, Jury, Executioner”

by Matt Sernaker, Managing Editor

The Walking Dead takes things in an interesting direction in this week’s installment, “Judge, Jury, Executioner”. There are some major developments for characters and story lines (yes, they are still on the damn farm) but this episode takes us back to the quality that we had come to expect from early episodes of the series. 

ComicsOnline Exclusive: XBox Australia Mass Effect 3 Preview Event


HUGE thank you to the amazing (and incredibly lucky) Kerrie for providing this for us! — Karissa & ComicsOnline

by Kerrie Hui, Guest Reporter

I will admit it: I was late into the Mass Effect craze, and by late I mean so late that by the time I had won tickets for the Mass Effect 3 Sydney Preview and Media Event, I was only just removing the shrink wrap for ME1.  It does however provide me a fantastic opportunity to tell you that by playing both 1 and 2 and jumping straight into 3, the differences between the three are fairly noticeable – they just keep getting better and better.

Blu-ray Review: The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)


by Karl P. Madsen, Horror Editor


Fan – 1. enthusiastic admirer – an enthusiastic admirer of a celebrity or public performer. 2. Same as fanatic (noun)



The sequel to Human Centipede (The First Sequence), Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is a unique format. Instead of building the second movie off the events, and timeline, of the first film, this sequel uses the First Sequence as the catalyst for the events of the Full Sequence. That’s why this film is 100% medically inaccurate instead of the first Human Centipede’s 100% medically accurate status.


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Blu-ray Review: The Fades – Season One (and Giveaway Contest!!)

Who would have guessed that the one doing the vast majority of ass-kicking would be the one wearing the purple pants?
(That’s right, Paul.  Lookin’ at you, buddy.)

by Karissa Barrows, Editor

I have been raised in the horror genre.  In fact, the first movie I can ever remember watching is “The Blob”.  Yep, that one with the big pink thing that consumes people.  Thanks, Dad.  B movies for the win!  Anyway, I’ve loved horror ever since.  That’s usually Karl’s territory here at ComicsOnline, but I got the Blu-ray copy by accident.  So, not only am I going to tell you just a little bit about this amazing series, The Fades, on BBCThree and, as of recent, BBC America, but I’m going to give you the chance to win a DVD of series 1 of your very own.

 

Blu-ray Review: Doctor Who – “The Doctor, The Widow, and The Wardrobe”

The Doctor Is In! 

by Matt Sernaker, Managing Editor, and Kroze Kresky, Media Editor
 
Get ready, because Doctor Who is back in action with the release of his most recent Christmas adventure The Doctor, The Widow, and The Wardrobe, now available to own on Blu-ray/DVD!
 
The opening of this holiday tale shows the audience that the Doctor has once again found himself in a bit of trouble. Trapped aboard an alien spacecraft, located miles above the Earth, seconds from exploding, the Lord of Time must act quickly to escape his latest entanglement. Crashing to Earth in just a space suit, The Doctor finds aid in Madge Arwell, who assists our hero in finding his missing Tardis. The Doctor promises to return the favor in the future…prompting the adventure of a lifetime! 
 

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TV Review: The Walking Dead – “Triggerfinger”

by Matt Sernaker, Managing Editor

This week on The Walking Dead – Season 2…something actually happens! It’s true my friends, the newest episode, “Triggerfinger” marks the beginning of some decent developments for our favorite group of survivors. Do they actually leave the farm and move on to new locations with new threats? We can only hope that it will happen soon…

 

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TV Review: The Walking Dead – “Nebraska”

by Kroze Kresky, Media Editor

The Walking Dead finally returns to AMC tonight (after its gun smoking cliffhanger a few months back) with a brand new episode “Nebraska”. After the loss of Sophie, everyone at Herschel’s farm is not in the best of moods when this episode picks up. Rick and our crew of survivors are immedately told to leave the farm by Herschel, who blames Rick for everything that has befallen his family so far. Now the two crews must learn to deal with each other’s presences despite their grievances.

Video Game Review: Gears of War 3 DLC


“Basically… RUN!”

by Karissa Barrows, Reviewer

Okay.  So, I know that the game itself has been out for quite a while now, but the four downloadable content (DLC) installments only just finished complete release, the final of which was the Fenix Rising pack.  I’ve talked to several friends and fellow fans who are unsure as to whether or not they should buy the Season Pass or any individual DLC packs.  Lucky for you, I have no trouble spending money!  Prepare thyselves, gamers and Gears enthusiasts – I talk a lot, I loved the crap out of this entire game, and as far as I’m concerned, the DLC stuff is totally worth it.

DVD Review: The Woman


(L – R) Peggy (Carter), Darlin (Molhusen), Belle (Bettis), Chris (Bridges), and Brian (Ran)


by Karl Madsen, Horror Editor


I usually start a review with a clever; at least I think they’re clever, introduction. Once in a while a movie comes along that defies clever, defies having the dark edge lightened, and for one reason or another defy definition. One of these movies is The Woman.


Chris Cleek (Sean Bridgers – Deadwood) is a successful small town lawyer with a wonderful family and an idyllic country home. His wife Belle (Angela Bettis – Scar), daughter Peggy (Lauren Ashley Carter – The Prodigies), son Brian (Zach Ran- film debut), and youngest daughter Darlin’ (Shyla Molhusen – film debut) are all very supportive of Brian and his interests.