DS Game Review: Hop: The Movie Game
Hop: The Movie Game is based off of Universal Pictures CG/live action family-friendly comedy Hop, which hit theaters on April 1st. It is as adorable as cute games featuring drum playing bunnies and evil chicks can be and would be a great addition to any child’s Easter basket this season.
Gameplay
TV Review: Supernatural – “Frontierland”
Written by Kroze Kresky
During the third season of Supernatural, head show-runner Eric Kripke started plotting out a spinoff to his hit series, while delving deep into his own mythos – chronicling the adventures of the first Hunter, Samuel Colt. Kripke felt there was so much that could be done with a Supernatural series set in the old wild west, bringing about a new feel to the genre.
Now here we are, three whole seasons later, and fans finally get a glimpse of Kripke’s vision as Sam and Dean do a little bit of time traveling back to the old days in order to find and hunt a phoenix.
TV Review: Smallville – “Booster”
Booster Gold and the Blue Beetle make their first apperances on Smallville in tonight’s episode “Booster”.
Geoff Johns returns to Smallville and has once again produced gold (pun intended), this time bringing Booster Gold to life in all of his scene stealing glory. Played by Eric Martsolf, Booster appears in a NASCAR-esque costume, complete with marketing patches. We also get references to Booster’s time-traveling robot companion, Skeets (who appears in a slightly different, but logical form in this episode). Booster’s presence in Smallville helps to push Clark into realizing how important his visibility will be once he steps into the light, and how the citizens of Metropolis might react to seeing their hero in the flesh.
DVD Review: After Dark Originals Husk
by Karl Madsen, ComicsOnline.com
The indians call it maize.
Vacations and horror go together like unicorns and glitter. Usually the horror starts with the vacation. And usually the horror starts because the vacationers do something illegal, erotic, silly, or downright stupid. And sometimes the horror starts before the festivities begin, and anyone has the chance to be a bonehead.
In the After Dark Originals film Husk, five friends, Scott (Devon Graye – Dexter), Chris (C.J.
Blu-ray Review: The Incredibles 4-Disc Combo Pack
We should team up more often
by Kevin Gaussoin, Editor-in-Chief
Drunken Geek TV Review: Hellcats – “Woke Up Dead”
In April of 2011, ComicsOnline.com gave site reviewer Erin Hatch a mission: Watch screening dvds for several upcoming shows. Tormented by the assignment, the man turned to drinking and disappeared from the face of the earth. One week later, a tattered journal appeared on the doorstep of Senior Media Editor, Matt Sernaker. Among various chronicles of his spiritual journey, the document contained the three TV reviews. ComicsOnline is proud to present the Drunken Geek Review of Hellcats:
Blu-ray Review: Scream Trilogy
Do you like scary movies?
Written by Kroze Kresky and Ashley Penrod
Scream 4 is coming to theaters and Lionsgate has brought the original Scream movies to Blu-ray with three new releases!
ComicsOnline’s Summer Movie Preview (Part 1)
Blu-ray Review: Tron 2-Movie Collection
T’nod tegrof ruoy ytitnedi csid!
by Kevin Gaussoin, Editor-in-Chief
Greetings, programs! The original Tron has been hard to come by lately, but now it’s back in Blu-ray format alongside Tron Legacy in the Tron 5-Disc 2-Movie Collection!
TRON
“Won’t that be grand? The computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.” -Dr Walter Gibbs
Blu-ray Review: Benny & Joon
Thanks for the couch. Um… Mike made me sleep under the sink.
By Caleb Paullus
Not being a Johnny Depp fan – oh who am I kidding, Depp is a dreamboat, even when he is portraying an eccentric cinemaphile in this romantic comedy film. Benny & Joon, originally released in 1993, is now digitally remastered in high resolution blu-ray glory! You can see every beautiful pore on Johnny Depp’s gorgeous face. I know what you are thinking, “Caleb has a boy-crush on Johnny Depp”. No that’s not the case, I’m actually the one that got a restraining order placed on him before he got one on me.
DS Game Review: Johnny Test
“I’m sorry, but your Gil is in another castle.”
Gameplay
Johnny is your typical hyper active kid. He’s usually the lab rat in the experiments of his two sisters, Mary and Susan. When he intervenes in another one involving a new high-tech gadget, he frees Mr. Wacko, Bling Bling Boy and Brain Freezer and altered Porkbelly, the town they all live in. The bad guys kidnap the sisters’ neighborhood, crush Gil Nexdor and Johnny is sent to save him.
DVD Review: Scar 3-D
by Karl Madsen, ComicsOnline.com
Some scars never heal.
“This is how the game works”
“It’s not a game”
“If you don’t want me to cut you, just say, kill her”
Cries, screams, blood, and scalpels.
“Let me kill Joan”
“No”
Pours alcohol on cuts.
“Can I kill her?”
No”
“This can keep going for a very long time”
Enter staple gun.
“Look at your thighs.
DVD Review: Prowl
by Karl Madsen, ComicsOnline.com
She was running from her life. Now she’s running for it.
Remember all the things we were told by our parents? Don’t swim for an hour after eating. Don’t make faces like that or it’ll freeze that way. Don’t take candy from strangers. Don’t sit so close to the TV, you’ll ruin your eyes. Don’t take rides from strangers. So, how many of these are really dangerous?
The premise of Prowl has Amber (Courtney Hope – Mob Rules), who is bored with her small town life, her job as a butcher, and is being pulled to the big city life.